Many people don’t know this, but in order to support my lifestyle as a writer of experimental fiction, I sometimes moonlight as a copywriter for the coal industry.
I was particularly happy with the reception of my latest work, “Artisanal Coal: A Message from the American Federation of Coal Producers.” Not only did my sponsors at the AFCP promise to put me in touch with an administrator at the EPA to talk about employment possibilities. They also agreed to repost the ad on a website run by publishing baron Timothy McSweeney (of the San Francisco McSweeneys). Enjoy!
Hi. I’m a young American. If you’re like me, you care about locally sourced produce and environmental sustainability. That’s why I bike to work, ferment my own cabbage, and only use organic coffee beans in my cold brew.
The last thing I ever thought I wanted in my life was coal, or a coal-powered mobile electricity generator.
But then some friends introduced me to small-batch electricity. It’s fresh, all-natural, and American-made…
(The rest at McSweeney’s.)